It's A Nice Day For a Red Wedding

Sung to the tune of Billy Idol’s “White Wedding”

Spoilers for Season 3 of Game Of Thrones…

Hey Walder Frey what have you done?

And Roose Bolton — you’re Robb’s bannerman!

The band starts playing “Rains of Castermere”

Old Lady Stark is just the first to fear

Hey King Robb — crossbow!

It’s a nice day to have revenge

It’s a nice day for a Red Wedding

It’s a nice day to have revenge

Old Uncle Blackfish — lucky time to piss

And Lord Edmure — still so clueless

Poor Eddard Junior isn’t meant to be

Catelyn Stark you go out like a G

Hey Robby’s direwolf — crossbow!

It’s a nice day to have revenge

It’s a nice day for a Red Wedding

It’s a nice day to have revenge

Arya Stark!

Don’t think you can go home!

Hey Walder Frey what have you done?

Hey Tywin Lannister you’re a sneaky one

This episode was so wrong (so wrong)

George R. R. Martin is so wrong (so wrong)

I feel kinda bad for this song

It’s a nice day to have revenge

It’s a nice day for a Red Wedding

It’s a nice day to have revenge

There is nothing fair in this show

There is no one safe in this show

And there’s nothing sure in this show

And there’s nothing pure in this show

There’ll be no one left in this show

Season four!

Come on it’s a nice day for a Red Wedding.

It’s a nice day to take revenge!